Slow Learners On The Farm Team

Savor the coming victories.
Savor the coming victories.

What is this eerie power Donald Trump has to select the perfect enemies, enemies whose own myriad failings often cause them to commit ritual suicide whenever they face him? He usually doesn’t even have to do anything – these goofs do it to themselves.

His latest victim is BuzzFraud, that listcicle-curating web site for millennial geeks that had the mainstream media in a 24-hour festival of onanism over a report so full of Schumer that even Mueller and his pack of Democrat activists had to shout, “Yo, chill.”

It’s not like BuzzFraud had a lot of journalistic credibility to start with, but props to them for managing to gather up every iota of once and future integrity, hauling it out in front of everyone, dousing it with 91 octane premium, and tossing in a match.

And in the White House, serene as the government shutdown continues, Trump smiles.

Nancy Pelosi made the mistake of buying her own hype and thinking she could go troll-to-troll against him. Big mistake. She thought she could high-hat him by kinda/sorta rescinding her State of the Union address invitation. “Take that!” sneered the mainstream media, pretending that her concern for security during the shutdown was the motivation and not her terror at the thought of the President having a huge audience hear him explain why the Democrat position of letting murderers, rapists, drug dealers and welfare cheats flood into our unprotected country is a bad idea.

So, Trump waits until she and the rest of her pals are on a bus ready to jet off to party in Europe with a fig leaf stopover in Afghanistan and then he pulls the plug. We get delightful footage of dejected ugly Americans filing off the bus, their boondoggle delayed until they do their damn job. Glorious.

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See Also:

(1) After canceling Pelosi’s trip, Trump bans ALL congressional travel on government aircraft without WH permission

(2) Trump yields on 3 immigration policies in effort to reach compromise on wall

(3) The screws tighten on China

(4) BuzzFeed reporter, after rebuke by Mueller, unable to explain discrepancies

(5) The media’s ‘Gotcha!’ hysteria is shameful

(6) Debunking BuzzFeed and the Wages of Investigative Secrecy

(7) Court Rules Undercover Videos Of Planned Parenthood Selling Baby Body Parts As Authentic

(8) There were plenty of red flags that the BuzzFeed Cohen story was BS

(9) Trump Allies Celebrate Disintegration of BuzzFeed’s Fake News Hit

(10) Supreme Court puts off first test on 2020 Census citizenship question

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